South Africa
’24Chardonnay
Chardonnay
Fresh and finely delineated, the nose opens with ripe pear and delicate tangerine, complemented by a subtle creamy, green nuance reminiscent of fresh-cut melon.
Our most approachable collection.
A group of rhinos is called a crash, and these are the bottles for when your own group shows up. A sweet rosé, a sparkling rosé, a Cape Shiraz for whatever’s on the grill. Keep a few on hand for a weeknight dinner or a slow evening on the porch. Nobody needs a reason to open one.
$28 every bottle

South Africa
’24Chardonnay
Fresh and finely delineated, the nose opens with ripe pear and delicate tangerine, complemented by a subtle creamy, green nuance reminiscent of fresh-cut melon.
South Africa
’24Shiraz
Savory and aromatic, the nose opens with notes of baked clay and eucalyptus, layered with lifted violet florals and ripe mulberry. The palate is medium-bodied and structured, showing dark red berry fruit supported by a subtle smoky character reminiscent of Texas brisket, alongside hints of spice. Fine tannins and balanced acidity carry through to a composed, persistent finish with a gently savory edge.
Texas
’25Petite Sirah
Deeply colored and expressive, the nose opens with rich aromas of boysenberry and black cherry compote, layered with hints of dried sage and cocoa powder. The palate is generous yet structured, revealing concentrated dark fruit flavors of Black Amber plum and ripe black cherry, complemented by subtle notes of toffee and baking spice. Firm but polished tannins provide structure, while balanced acidity carries the wine through a long, satisfying finish marked by both richness and freshness.
Texas
’25Marsanne, Roussanne
Layered and expressive, the nose opens with aromas of ripe Bosc pear and preserved lemon, accented by delicate notes of chamomile tea and fennel pollen. As the wine evolves in the glass, subtle hints of marzipan and lanolin emerge, adding depth and complexity.
South Africa
NVBlack Muscat, Grenache, Touriga Nacional
Bright, juicy, and unmistakably fruit-driven, this sweet red showcases an abundance of sun-ripened strawberries supported by vibrant red cherry and raspberry notes.
South Africa
NVCinsault, Grenache, Mourvedre
Charming and expressive, this semi-sweet rosé bursts with aromas of fresh strawberries and baked apples, accented by hints of apricot preserves and soft cream. Subtle notes of red cherry and watermelon add complexity.
South Africa
NVMuscat d'Alexandrie, Riesling, Sauvignon Blanc, Semillon
A beautifully aromatic white that opens with notes of ripe pineapple, golden peach, and softly honeyed pear. Delicate white floral tones lift the bouquet, adding freshness and elegance.
South Africa
NVPinotage
Bright, expressive aromatics open with wild strawberry and a distinctive confectionary note reminiscent of red Gummy Bears, lending a playful yet refined lift.
South Africa
NVPinotage
Bright and playful, the nose offers notes of strawberry licorice complemented by a light floral lift of hibiscus. The palate is soft and approachable, with flavors of strawberries and cream, cherry preserves, and a hint of rhubarb pie. Gentle effervescence and a smooth, lightly sweet finish make for an easy-drinking, crowd-pleasing style.
Six approachable Crash wines celebrating all five rhino species, supporting the International Rhino Foundation.
6 bottles
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2024 Crash South Africa Chardonnay Chardonnay
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2024 Crash South Africa Shiraz Shiraz
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2025 Crash Texas Petite Sirah Petite Sirah
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2025 Crash Texas Roussanne-Marsanne Marsanne, Roussanne
NV Crash South Africa Sparkling Pinotage Rosé Pinotage
NV Crash South Africa Sweet Sparkling Rosé Pinotage
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